At an undisclosed laboratory in Switzerland, the discarded body parts of “King of Pop” Michael Jackson turned 50 today.
Employees at Advanced Cryonics LTD., marked the event by serving birthday cake and ice cream to Jackson’s former mouth. The singer’s former nose, chin and penis were also thawed out and present for the celebration.
The noses of siblings Jermaine, LaToya, and Janet were not able to attend. They are currently being stored at a lab in South Korea. The nose of Jackson’s mother, Katherine, was eaten by an escaped lab rat in 1997.
The rest of Michael Jackson celebrated the milestone at the singer’s home along with his children Prince and Blanket and replacement body parts that turn, 25, 24, 22, 19, 15, 14, 12, 4, 3, 2, and 1 on various dates throughout the year.
H/T to Chart Rigger.
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