New word: Dickmatized

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I don’t pretend to be up on the latest slang. So, forgive me if this term has been around for awhile. I just came across it on gossip blog DListed. If it is new, I hope it doesn’t catch on. What is wrong with simply saying Jennifer Hudson is in LOVE. Dickmatized? Give me a break!

dickmatized

verb, To describe when your female friend has disappeared from most social events due to the man in her life or makes decisions based on/around the man.

Jennifer Hudson Must Be Dickmatized

jhudsonpunkengaged1.jpgJennifer Hudson is engaged to Punk from “I Love New York.” The girl is an Oscar winner and she’s going to marry a dude who probably had a couple of sword fights with New York. I mean, the dude most likely tossed New York’s salad and licked on her nuts! NO!

JHud’s rep told People: “I can confirm that Jennifer got engaged to her boyfriend David on Friday night in L.A.”

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JHud is either knocked up or she’s extremely dickmatized. I don’t care how good the dick is. He’s had his tongue down New York’s masculine throat! That’s a deal breaker.

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I started seeing the word a couple of years ago. I remember thinking that it was something only a bitchy gay man could have come up with, someone like Perez Hilton. I don't think women are thinking too much of the penis when they fall for losers. They think they can change the guy. It is gay men who get dick obsessed.

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