Alan Colmes leaves BFF Hannity
by: Pam Spaulding
Tue Nov 25, 2008 at 09:00:00 AM PSTSean Hannity will have to look for another punching bag sparring partner for his Faux News show. (WaPo):
Alan Colmes of the network’s “Hannity & Colmes” said Monday that he’ll be leaving the prime-time show after 12 years. He’ll continue as a commentator on Fox programs, keep doing his radio show and is developing a weekend show at Fox.
“We have a Democratic House, Senate and president,” Colmes said in an interview. “My work is done.” No decision has been made on who will replace Colmes, or whether he will be replaced at all.
So if Hannity decides not to go solo, who should take the Colmes chair?
To answer Pam’s question, here are a few ideas as to who should replace Colmes:
How about Gary Coleman? He’s probably out of work right now. He’s just as irrelevant as Alan Colmes. Heck, he did run for governor of California!
Stephen Colbert could be a fun choice. He could keep his show on Comedy Central and do both. Perhaps he’d find Hannity to be a…formidable opponent.
This one has to be the best choice for Hannity — a puppet! In addition, Kermit is used to working with pigs.
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Ha! I don't think Coleman would be a good choice. Gary appears to have a temper and I think he'd end up kicking Hannity's ass!
I'm surprised alan colmes last this long.I would've killed an hour after i met him.I'm sure after spending some time with him even kermit would kick his ass.